Tigger: Where's Christmas dinner? I'm hungry!
Liam: Is this my wine? I'm thirsty.
Christmas cheers! (And those are ribs; not turkey. Who knew that Costco runs out of turkeys by the time it is Christmas Eve day? So much for my Just-In-Time method of procurement.)
Spreading reindeer food and glitter. The deer will be drawn to the house by the glitter, see the food, and then we all know Santa won't pass us by because the animals always get their way (see Tigger, above).
Sprinkle, sprinkle.
Maybe I should grind this food into the ground a little. Or at least run my fingers through the dirt and grass - sometimes in the winter my fingernails don't have enough dirt jammed under them.
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